I have three questions for my upstairs neighbors. wait, make it four.
1. why don't you ever sleep?
2. how can two, 120 lb chicks sound like tap dancing cave trolls wearing squeegee boots whenever you traverse your carpeted living room?
3. why do you play techno at deafeningly high volumes starting precisely at 9:12 a.m. every fucking morning?
4. why does my bathroom smell like bacon every time you shower?
The mind boggles, really.
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it was the bacon question that frightened me... i hope i never learn the answer to that one
exactly how hot is the shower water?
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